Reward 1,000,000.00 pounds

Reward for the capture or information leading

to the capture or arrest of one

Bloody Dirk Fury

The subject is wanted for PYRACY on The High Seas in

and around The Outer Banks of North Carolina.

Crimes include: PYRACY, murder, mayhem,

pillaging, arson, kidnapping, chewing gum when he did not

bring enough for the  whole crew, skullduggery, piloting a

galleon while intoxicated, burying treasure without a permit,

discharge of a broadside of cannon within earshot of the

Nags Head Town Hall, felonious halitosis and overall

being a mean guy.

Last seen sailing his forty gun Galleon, the dreaded “Let’s Party”

 alongside “The Queen Ann’s Revenge” piloted by the infamous

Captain William Teach aka “Blackbeard” around The Waters of

Southern Shores.  He is known to have at his side his daughter

the infamous  Black Kat, a bloodthirsty pyrate in her own right.  

Both subjects should be considered armed and dangerous

and a lot of fun at parties.

Approach at your own risk.

Wanted Dead or Alive

Wanted by Her Royal Majesty for crimes on

The High Seas

Reward 999,000.00 pounds

Reward for the capture or information leading to the capture or

arrest of one

Black Kat Morgan

The subject is wanted for PYRACY on The High Seas in and

around The Outer Banks of North Carolina.

Crimes include: PYRACY, murder, mayhem, pillaging,

arson, kidnapping, bribing judges, chewing gum when she did

not bring enough for the whole crew, skullduggery, riding a

skateboard below decks, burying treasure without a permit,

eating her desert before the meal, staying up too late on school nights

and discharging a broadside of cannon within earshot of the

Kitty Hawk Elementary School.

Last seen sailing aboard a forty gun Galleon, the dreaded

“Let’s Party” alongside “The Queen Ann’s Revenge” piloted by

the infamous Captain William Teach aka “Blackbeard” around

The Waters of Southern Shores.  She is known to have at her side

her father the infamous Bloody Dirk Fury, aka Bloody Dirk

aka Flintlock Fury, a bloodthirsty Pyrate in his own right.  

Both subjects should be considered armed and dangerous

and a lot of fun at parties.

Approach at your own risk.